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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:00

No, not a chance
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
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They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
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Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How can consumers verify the power claims of light therapy devices?
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Saepe maiores nam debitis sequi corporis quasi quasi dolores.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts